No it's not a combination of Angelina Jolie and Kate Beckinsale, which is seriously unfortunate because that would be hot. Where was I? Oh right, it's not a cross between maybe the two hottest actresses around, it's the latest up-to-date version of everyone's favorite female treasure hunter Lara Croft as Eidos brings Tomb Raider into the 21st century. Prepare for some double-fisted, or in this case 'pistoled' action. 

I remember it clearly - the first time I laid eyes on the behemoth machine.  It's mere presence beckoned me from across the room like the wafting scent of fresh pastries from a bakery.

So you're in Europe right and you were one of those that went to get Alone in the Dark today only to find that it's coupled with the bane of gamer existence, SecuRom. Whatever are you going to do? Because we know it simply does not work 90% of the time. It's the ultimate in game copy protection because it makes the original game unplayable.

Anyway, here are some hints from those idiots...I mean the fine makers of SecuRom and Atari. 

Yes, a game featuring a talking shovel. I truly believe we may be coming to the end of our beloved pastime...or we're just at the beginning. Grab the handle of your talking shovel and get digging in Atlus' upcoming dungeon creation game Master of the Monster Lair.

So I was out on a date tonight and when I returned I noticed that not a single person here at Generation: Gamerz had picked up on this story...a story that I foretold a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... or something.

So since no one else could be bothered, check out the motion-sensing light sabre news I found. 

Ubisoft today announced the launching of a new Play Zone line of products for the Nintendo Wii console.