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Yar mateys I whalloped SuperGuido
with a belaying pin and be here with Christopher Stockman - Studio
Director of Blazing Lizard Studios the developers of the upcoming Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball. We tied him up and have him
standing on the plank at sword point for daring to think that pirates
could be taken by ninjas in any competition, most especially in
dodgeball what we pirates be da finest players of in the world. So
let's get to the questioning.
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 [PS]: So swabbie, what makes you think you can do right by pirates?
[CS]: We have sailed these seas all our lives! We know what Pirates crave such as a good bottle of rum, treasure maps, their trusty Cutlass, and wenches galore (X marks their spot!).
[PS]: Have ye been crew on another development ship or be this yer first berthing?
[CS]: My crewmates left the ship called Volition. We decided it was our time to be Captains!
[PS]: Now how long have ye and yer crew been sailing these here game development waters?
[CS]: Aye, we've been sailing these waters for all too long. Going on a decade now fer the each of us.
 [PS]: And tell me about this Blazing Lizard thing, what do ye be aiming to do with that in the future?
[CS]: Our cannonballs are aimed at smaller projects fer now. Maybe we'll step it up to the Big Boys after getting our feet wet...
[PS]: How did ye arrive at the idea to take on such a project as wrought with peril as this? If ye be makin a mistake me thinks yer life be forfeit cuz either the ninja will assassinate ye or the pirates be gunnin fer ya.
[CS]: We pick no sides! We only give ye players a chance to pick from a variety of teams to battle it out on the Dodgeball Arena.
[PS]: Why did ye choose dodgeball fer the first game? Everyone knows pirates be unstoppable at launching cannonballs so dodgeball can't be any harder!
[CS]: Aye, There hasn't been a solid Dodgeball game since the days of the NES. We thought now would be a perfect time to bring back this timeless sport to the video game world.
[PS]: Me thinks that ya should be spillin yer guts over what other games ye have planned or I'll be sendin ya ta Davey Jones' locker...
The door bursts open and a squad of ninja somersault into the room. Katanas and cutlasses flash. Ninjas flip and kick, dodging the heavy handed blows of the pirates. The Pirates swash and buckle and swashbuckle yelling Yar! and Avast! and total chaos ensues. Meanwhile, Mr. Stockman attempts to quietly sneak off the plank and wiggle out of his ropes.
Keep a sharp eye out for part 2 of the interview tomorrow to see who wins the battle and if Blazing Lizards needs a new Studio Director.
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